The subject of honorifics has recently caught the attention of the National Centre for Inference Assumption and Conjecture (NCIAC). NCIAC has determined that further development of the concept is required.
Have you filled out your bathroom time-sheets for the day?
Some may ask why a media release is going out at all.
A very prestigious, but also new, set of awards
High Spirits, whilst an important aspect of both Jollity and Merrificence, are difficult to measure scientifically.
Related: Patience finally paying off for people who forgot to take down last year’s Christmas tree. Media release People who complained about shops putting up their Christmas decorations in November are now having to come to terms with the inevitability…
Reports of people being hit on the head by falling Lord of the Rings omnibuses* have grown over the last few years, leading to research into piles of books to be read.
I want dragons whose mouths expel fire, not a mixture of flammable chemicals exuded from napalm-glands
Have you tried serving yoghurt with a heaped teaspoon of gratitude?
“What sauce would you like?” “Um… what are the choices? Oh there’s a list… um… I’d like… the only one I recognise please.”